The Last Smoker in America

• Reading (2005)
  Ventura, CA
• Reading (2006)
  New York, NY
• Reading (2008)
  New York, NY
• NYMF Production (2009)
  New York, NY
• Reading (2010)
  New York, NY
• CATCO Production (2010)
  Columbus, OH
• Original Off-Broadway Production (2012)
  New York, NY

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Original score

• How Could I Quit Now?
• Hangin' Out in a Smoky Bar
• Addicted to the Lord
  • aka Let the Lord Be Your Addiction [no note]
• You're the Only Friend I've Got
• The Last Cigarette
• I've Got A Gun
• The Last Smoker in America
• Smell the Coffee
• Shoot Me Now
• Second-Hand Smoke

In a world where smoking has recently been outlawed and the penalties are growing stricter by the minute, Pam is having an impossible time trying to quit. Her husband Ernie dreams of being a rock star and relentlessly practices his guitar in the basement, while their videogame-addicted son Jimmy listens to so much rap music he thinks he's black. As if Pam isn't pushed to the edge of reason already, her nosy, anti-smoking zealot neighbor Phyllis is on a mission to catch transgressors mid-puff. Will Pam kick the habit or fight for her right to light up?