81 Proof

• Los Angeles Production (1981)

Click on the title for info on the song.

Original score

• What a World!
• Hayakawa Shuffle, The
• Good Guys Don't Always Wear White (sketch)
• Sperm Bank Polka, The
• Calvins #1 (sketch)
• Never Ever Love an Actress
• What's 'In' About Inflation? (sketch)
• Bills
• Sing Me a Broadway Show Tune
  • aka Heavens, What a Noise [no note]
• Housewive's Lament
  • aka I'll Do My Spring Cleaning in the Fall [no note]
• It's Unsportsmanlike
• Calvins #2 (sketch)
• I Want You in My Life
• Cuban Lack of Military Marching Song, The
• Hurry Back
• Here's to L.A.
• Calvins #3 (sketch)
• Weasel Words
• Gun Control Tango, The
• You've Got My Number (sketch)
• Hymn to Her, A
• Dan Sullivan
• What's Your Position? (sketch)
• Calvins #4 (sketch)
• So Many Men Ago
• Bring Back Captain Marvel
• To Be Needed
• We're the Spoiled, Well-Oiled Cartel
  • aka The Spoiled Well-Oiled Cartel [no note]
• We're Finally Equal!
• Finale: Hurry Back

Cut prior to rehearsals

• We're Bussin Around
• Chino Bar Song, The

Added during run

• Lemonade Stand (sketch)
• Numbers (sketch)
• As Soon As I Get Out of Here
• How Now Crown Vow (sketch)
• Swap Meet (sketch)
• Moral Majority Rag, The

Contents and order of numbers changed weekly.

For additional versions of 'Never Ever Love an Actress', 'I Want You Back in My Life', 'A Hymn to Her' and 'So Many Men Ago' see OF LOVE AND SEX, OR SEX AND LOVE, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST.