The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

Film Version (1982)

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Cast Highlights

Miss Mona
Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd
Melvin P. Thorpe
Deputy Fred
Dulcie Mae
Miss Modene
Chicken Ranch Girl

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Musical Numbers

Main Program

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  • Twenty Fans .... Deputy Fred
  • A Lil' Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place .... Miss Mona and Girls
  • Sneakin' Around .... Miss Mona and Ed Earl
  • Watch Dog Theme .... Dogettes
  • Texas Has a Whorehouse in It .... Melvin P. Thorpe and the Melvin P. Thorpe Singers
  • The Aggie Song [i] .... Aggies
  • Courtyard Shag .... Orchestra
  • Sidestep, The .... Governor of Texas
  • Hard Candy Christmas .... Miss Mona and Girls
  • I Will Always Love You .... Miss Mona

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Trivia & History

Due to the network censors in 1982, when the title was mentioned it had to be altered.  Some title variations included:

  • "The Best Little Cathouse in Texas"
  • "The Best Little Chickenhouse in Texas"
In some cases trailers and even the film weren't show on television or in theatres.
Despite this, the film was the highest grossing movie musical of the 1980s.

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