These song lists document any changes that the production went through aside from the opening night song list.
Philadelphia Song List
Act One
- Drat! The Cat! .... Citizens, Patrolmen, The Mayor, Pincer and Mallet
- My Son, Uphold the Law .... Roger Purefoy
- It's Terrible Being a Parent .... Patrolmen
- Purefoy's Vow .... Bob Purefoy, Pincer, Mallet and Patrolmen
- Holmes and Watson .... Alice Van Guilder and Bob
- Explanation .... Alice
- She Touched Me .... Bob
- Ignoble Theft of the Idol's Eyes (Ballet) .... The Cat, Patrolmen an Attendants of the Idol
- Dancing with Alice .... Bob and Alice
- Two-Per-Cent Income Tax, The .... Lucius Van Guilder, Matilda Van Guilder and Guests
- Drat! The Cat! (Reprise) .... Guests, etc
- Purefoy's Lament .... Bob
Act Two
- A Pox Upon the Traitor's Brow .... Pincer, Mallet and Patrolmen
- Deep in Your Heart .... Bob
- Money .... Mr. and Mrs. Van Guilder and Monetary Spirits
- Let's Go .... Alice and Bob
- It's Your Fault .... Mr. and Mrs. Van Guilder
- Explanation (Reprise) .... Bob
- What's Wrong is Wrong (Ballet) .... Bob, Citizens, Patrolmen, Pincer and Mallet
- Today Is a Day for a Band to Play .... Pincer, Mallet, Patrolmen and Citizens
- I Like Him .... Alice
- Justice Triumphant .... Entire Company
- Today Is a Day for a Band to Play (Reprise) .... Entire Company
