Original Musical Numbers List
Act One
- Drat! The Cat! .... Citizens, Patrolmen, The Mayor, Pincer and Mallet
- My Son, Uphold the Law .... Roger Purefoy and Patrolmen
- Holmes and Watson .... Alice Van Guilder and Bob Purefoy
- She Touched Me .... Bob
- Wild and Reckless .... Alice
- She's Roses .... Bob and Kate Purefoy
- Ballet: Ingnoble Theft of The Idol's Eyes .... The Cat, Patrolmen, Attendants of the Idol
- Dancing With Alice .... Bob, Alice, Mr. and Mrs. Van Guilder, and Guests
- Drat! The Cat! (Reprise) .... Mr. and Mrs. Van Guilder and Guests
- Purefoy's Lament .... Bob
Act Two
- A Pox Upon the Traitor's Brow .... Pincer, Mallet, Emma and Patrolmen
- Deep in Your Heart .... Bob
- Let's Go .... Alice and Bob
- It's Your Fault .... Mr. and Mrs. Van Guilder
- Wild and Reckless (Reprise) .... Bob
- Ballet: The Upside-Down Thief .... Bob, Citizens, Patrolmen and Kate
- Today Is a Day for a Band to Play .... Pincer, Mallet, Emma, Patrolmen and Citizens
- I Like Him .... Alice
- She Touched Me (Reprise) .... Bob and Alice
- Justice Triumphant .... Entire Company
- Today Is a Day for a Band to Play (Reprise) .... Entire Company
Additional Musical Numbers Lists
These song lists document any changes that the production went through aside from the opening night song list.
Philadelphia Song List
Act One
- Drat! The Cat! .... Citizens, Patrolmen, The Mayor, Pincer and Mallet
- My Son, Uphold the Law .... Roger Purefoy
- It's Terrible Being a Parent .... Patrolmen
- Purefoy's Vow .... Bob Purefoy, Pincer, Mallet and Patrolmen
- Holmes and Watson .... Alice Van Guilder and Bob
- Explanation .... Alice
- She Touched Me .... Bob
- Ignoble Theft of the Idol's Eyes (Ballet) .... The Cat, Patrolmen an Attendants of the Idol
- Dancing with Alice .... Bob and Alice
- Two-Per-Cent Income Tax, The .... Lucius Van Guilder, Matilda Van Guilder and Guests
- Drat! The Cat! (Reprise) .... Guests, etc
- Purefoy's Lament .... Bob
Act Two
- A Pox Upon the Traitor's Brow .... Pincer, Mallet and Patrolmen
- Deep in Your Heart .... Bob
- Money .... Mr. and Mrs. Van Guilder and Monetary Spirits
- Let's Go .... Alice and Bob
- It's Your Fault .... Mr. and Mrs. Van Guilder
- Explanation (Reprise) .... Bob
- What's Wrong is Wrong (Ballet) .... Bob, Citizens, Patrolmen, Pincer and Mallet
- Today Is a Day for a Band to Play .... Pincer, Mallet, Patrolmen and Citizens
- I Like Him .... Alice
- Justice Triumphant .... Entire Company
- Today Is a Day for a Band to Play (Reprise) .... Entire Company